🐾 Eggsy Here! You Ready for the Best Adventure Ever, then Follow Me!
Okay, listen up, hoomans! The world’s kinda messed up. The sky is still blue (I think?), the trees are still tree-ing, but, uh… where did you all go?
That’s right—humans are gone, and now us dogs are running the show. Some of us are brilliant and brave, like yours truly. Others are power-hungry weirdos trying to ruin everything. And guess what? My pack—Pancakes, Waffles, and me, Eggsy—is on a mission to stop ‘em.
🚨 What’s the plan?
Simple:
✔ Travel across the country (on foot, in the winter, no big deal).
✔ Outsmart some very bad dogs who want to control everything.
✔ Survive epic chases, wild fights, and Waffles making terrible decisions.
✔ Save the world. Because, duh.
Along the way, we’ll meet dogs of all kinds, some who need our help and some who… well, let’s just say I don’t trust ‘em. And maybe, just maybe, we’ll figure out what happened to humans along the way.
It’s a wild ride. It’s dangerous. And it’s gonna be a whole lotta fun.
So, you in?
📖 COMING SOON! Stay tuned, and remember—if you see a Boxer on the road, maybe throw us a snack, okay?
🐾 #BoxerRevolution #DogsRunTheWorld #SurvivalOfTheFurriest #EggsySavesTheDay