Whoa, hold up. You’re telling me humans used to run everything? Everything?! That explains a lot. Like why snacks were limited to “measured portions” and why the couch was somehow off-limits (even though we all know I own that couch).

But guess what? The world’s changed, and it turns out that Boxers are built for revolution. Fast feet, faster wits, and an undying devotion to snacks—I mean, justice.

Waffles says we should be careful. Pancakes says we should be smart. I say, why not both? One thing’s for sure: the days of humans calling all the shots are over. And if anyone—dog or otherwise—thinks they can boss us around?

Well.

Hold my kibble.

🐾 Eggsy, Out. 🚀

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